Omnipotence: Weeb Rising

Alrighty then. Please take a seat. Is this everyone? No? Then TOO BAD!

"Wenrith, really?"

Don't hate the playa! Anywho, where was I? OH YEAH! So there's this big guy named Gadriel. Real stick in the mud if you know what I'm saying.

"Wenny--"

He gone and got himself bit, like a dumb--

"Do it properly, and I'll give you a burrito..."

Gadriel was bitten by a human child which turned him into a therian. Which is a kind of werewolf for your earthlings. Then fell madly in love with the beautiful Geppa the end give me burrito!

"Sigh."

What? You told me to gloss over the Titan attack and the thing with the weird soul-bomb. Gimme burrito!